The Boring Burger
Menu with Prices in the UK

114g 40-day dry-aged British smashed beef patty, applewood smoked streaky bacon, American cheese, dill pickles, crisp iceberg lettuce, and signature dirty sauce on a Seven Seeded sesame brioche bun.

114g 40-day dry-aged smashed beef patty, melted American cheese, fresh vine tomato, crisp iceberg, dill pickles, American mustard, and smoky chipotle ketchup.

114g smashed beef patty heaped with 12-hour slow-cooked pulled beef brisket, melted American cheese, crispy fried onions, dill pickle, iceberg lettuce, and chipotle ketchup.

Two 114g dry-aged smashed beef patties, double American cheese, double smoked streaky bacon, dill pickles, shredded iceberg, and dirty sauce on sesame brioche.

Crispy buttermilk-brined British chicken breast with melted American cheese, crisp iceberg lettuce, dill pickles, and creamy herb mayo on a handmade brioche bun.

Buttermilk fried chicken glazed in fiery sriracha-honey chilli oil, paired with umami miso mayo, pickled jalapeños, crunchy slaw, and American cheese.

Chargrilled Moving Mountains plant-based patty melted with vegan smoked cheddar, dill pickles, iceberg lettuce, tomato, American mustard, and chipotle ketchup in a vegan brioche bun.

Thick-sliced crispy fried halloumi cheese stacked with sweet red chilli jam, pickled red onions, crisp lettuce, and creamy garlic mayo.

The signature Boring Burger paired with a regular portion of rosemary & garlic Boring Fries and any chilled 330ml soft drink.

Choice of Plain Jane Beef Burger, Boring as Cluck Chicken, or Vegan Burger served with rosemary Boring Fries and a 330ml soft drink.

Our heavyweight Bored of Brisket smash burger accompanied by rosemary & garlic Boring Fries and a chilled 330ml soft drink.

Two signature burgers of choice, one American Loaded Fries, one Gochujang Mac & Cheese Bites, four dipping pots, and two soft drinks.

Crispy hand-cut skin-on fries tossed piping hot with chopped fresh rosemary, fragrant garlic-infused oil, and flaky sea salt.

Hand-cut fries piled high with crispy streaky bacon shards, molten cheese sauce, sliced jalapeños, and crunchy fried onions.

Golden fries drizzled with warm aromatic Japanese katsu curry sauce, Japanese mayo, toasted sesame seeds, crispy shallots, and spring onions.

Hand-cut fries topped with 12-hour pulled beef brisket, rich cheddar cheese sauce, chipotle ketchup, and pickled red chillies.

Four crispy, juicy buttermilk-marinated chicken breast tenders served with your choice of dirty sauce or miso mayo dip.

Six crunchy breaded bites bursting with creamy mac & cheese, Korean gochujang chilli paste, and sesame drizzle.

Golden-fried halloumi batons finished with smoked paprika dust and served with sweet chilli dipping sauce.

Fresh shredded cabbage, sweet carrot, and fennel tossed in a light apple cider and herb dressing.

The cult Guildford burger sauce: creamy mayonnaise whipped with finely diced gherkins, French's mustard, smoked paprika, and secret pickle brine.

Silky Japanese-inspired mayonnaise infused with savoury white miso paste, toasted sesame oil, and rice vinegar.

Rich tomato ketchup slow-simmered with smoky chipotle chillies in adobo and brown sugar.

Velvety warm West Country cheddar and American cheese sauce for dunking rosemary fries.

Sweet, fermented red chilli gochujang paste blended into thick house mayonnaise.

Thick dairy vanilla ice cream spun with Lotus Biscoff cookie butter, topped with whipped cream and crushed biscuit crumbs.

Rich vanilla ice cream blended thick with chocolate Oreo sandwich cookies, whipped cream, and dark chocolate drizzle.

Creamy English strawberry ice cream shake blended with real berry compote and whipped cream.

Butterscotch sea-salted caramel spun into dairy ice cream and topped with crushed salted pretzels.

Classic ice-cold Coca-Cola served in a 330ml glass bottle or can.

Zero-sugar crisp cola refreshment served chilled with lemon slice.

Zesty Italian sparkling lemon soda made with sun-ripened Sicilian lemons.

Sparkling Italian blood orange soft drink with crisp citrus bitterness.

Organic Fairtrade fiery ginger beer crafted with Sri Lankan ginger, lemon, and cane sugar.

100% pure pressed apple juice with crisp orchard sweetness and zero concentrates.

Freshly pressed Valencia orange juice chilled to order.

Chilled British spring water, still or gently carbonated.

Rich homemade dark chocolate fudge brownie slab drenched in melted Lotus Biscoff sauce and crushed caramelised biscuits.

Dense chocolate brownie baked with Oreo chunks, topped with white chocolate drizzle and crushed cookies.

Warm chocolate fudge brownie crowned with thick swirls of Nutella hazelnut cocoa spread and roasted chopped hazelnuts.

Pure gooey 70% dark chocolate brownie dusted with Maldon sea salt flakes and icing sugar.

70g dry-aged smashed beef patty on a mini soft bun with streaky bacon, American cheese, and dirty sauce, served with chips and a soft drink.

Crispy buttermilk fried chicken fillet in a mini bun with iceberg lettuce, American cheese, and mayo, served with chips and a soft drink.

Simple 70g smashed beef patty and melted American cheese on a toasted mini bun with ketchup, hand-cut chips, and apple juice.

Two crispy boneless buttermilk chicken tenders served with skin-on chips, ketchup pot, and a chilled juice carton.